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Kick-A-Cue

NEIM — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 15:01:05 +0000

I want to do something different for my birthday (May 3rd) so I decided to have a Kick-A-Cue (Kickball + Barbecue). I came up with the idea one night while Tweeting @KPisfabuleux when she was talking about Kickball. I remembered how fun it was to play kickball way back in elementary school. So here’s an ode to the 80′s! This event is totally free and we encourage you to bring your pets children or whomever, although there will be drinking on the premises so…

We will have the melodic sounds of DJ Relentless & the barbecue will be provided by Chef Jeff (little black box company).

TEAMS

If you are interested in playing, please email me ASAP @ info@muzzlewump.com There will be 2 teams of 10 people each.

RULES

VENUE

T.C. JESTER (4201 W. T.C. Jester)

Can be reached by going out North Loop West (610) turn right on W. T.C. Jester to the park.

follow @Muzzlewump on Twitter for an update.

If you are interested in sponsorship or vending please contact NEIM @ info@muzzlewump.com

Last but not least… I bet you didn’t know Me and Brook knew each other as kids, lol:

Click here to view the embedded video.

When Hairy Met Sally

NEIM — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:28:28 +0000

This little blurb is about women and facial/chest/pubic hair. (If you are reading this and it pertains to you please do something about it.)

Recently I was somewhere and I found myself in a conversation with a woman who needed a shave a little more than I did. As she kept sputtering off at the mouth I couldn’t focus on what she was saying because I couldn’t stop staring at her prickly stubbles of hair that adorned her maxilla. I was thinking to myself, “Now I know she looked in the mirror this morning.” I understand its hard being a woman and keeping your appearance up is a daily chore, but if you managed to put on make-up & fix your hair then maybe you had time to wax that baby goatee.

I also understand that some women take hormones and steroids for health reasons such as endometriosis that may cause irregular hair growth. Some women are also just naturally a little hairier than others. I get all of that. What I really want to know is WHY do women, knowing they are going to interact with people, not wax/shave that ish off. Physically you’re not going to hurt anybody, but its just unsightly for a girl.

Furthermore, are your girls telling you, “Um… hey Sally… er… you have a fcuking 5 o’clock shadow.” I know I’ve never said anything. I wanted to, but I felt it’d be rude. Now I’m thinking that if her girls aren’t telling her than someone needs to. Everyone in the room is acting like they are oblivious to it. Its the proverbial elephant in the room for sure.

The purpose of this blurb is to reach out to the community and start some kind of hair removal awareness. The next time you see a girl with facial hair tell her, “If you don’t want me to stare, remove the hair.” or “I think you got something on your chin.” If you are harmed in this process via slap or hot coffee in the face then remember you are doing it for the greater good.

The same goes for chest hair. I used to know this girl that looked like her chest was a refuge for troll dolls. She would wear low cut tops like she was trying to catch a Wookie or something. No more Scotch on the rocks for you babe.

Finally pubic hair. I was once told that I would receive a much better blow job if I shaved my ish. I admit… I had a grassy knoll going on down there. I’m not opposed to chicks having pubic hair now, but at least keep it trimmed. Don’t have your shyt looking like moose ass, because it might start smelling like moose ass.

So that’s it… Lets start off by sending a simple text message to your hairy friend, lover, sister or mother and lets end this.

NEIM

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Social Network Overload

NEIM — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:29:26 +0000

I’ve noticed recently that I have been tweeting & posting stuff to Facebook at an alarming rate. I’m working at the same time, but it is undoubtedly cutting into my production. I always say that everything should be done in moderation. Henceforth I have decided to limit my engagement on social networks to things worth reading or sharing. If I’m sleepy I will just think it not tweet it. If I am frustrated I will deal with it instead of updating my status.

I’d much rather my blog be the source to where I share things anyway. From now on I am conscientiously going to funnel people here through Twitter/Facebook/Tumblr/etc. Mostly it will be about what I am working on for me & my cohorts.

I told this girl the other day when we were talking for quite awhile on the phone that I was sharing to much of myself freely. Sharing my knowledge & philosophy seemingly with those who will listen. My exact words were, “I’m giving away free pussy.” In other words, I am systematically shutting myself off to those who don’t really know me. If you’d like to get to know me, then it will mostly have to be done the old-fashioned way. I’m in tune with the text & social applications from which people seem to mainly communicate these days, but I must stay in touch with my humanity. There’s nothing that can beat the presence of loved ones and those that love you. That’s what people are looking for inside of these glowing boxes anyway. I won’t lose sight of what is real.

NEIM

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Laser Tag: Black Ops

NEIM — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 01:19:54 +0000

Saturday night, as @JaDoreBrook would say, the “N Crowd” decided to change it up a little. Instead of the usual going out drinking (we still had a couple of drinks) we went out and played Laser Tag. We themed it ALL BLACK EVERYTHING. Since… it has been dubbed… “Black Ops” lol. We had a GREAT time!

@AdeLusi @JaDoreBrook @Muzzlewump

Black Dynamite

Progress

NEIM — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 19:12:06 +0000

Learn something new everyday. Progress is to apply what you have learned. Learn nothing and you will stand still in time.

It astounds me sometimes how little people care to learn these days. Think about it. Going through the day with the same monotonous routine. Wake up… go to work… perform the same tasks… come home… eat & sleep. Next day wash, rinse and repeat. Sort of like cattle.

I implore you if you’re reading this short blurb to make it a habit to learn something new everyday and apply it to enriching your life.

Phone Bloggin w/NEIM

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SOTF Project… Out of the Can

NEIM — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 19:15:23 +0000

Ok… Now that my business is somewhat established, it is time to do what I really want to do. Make films & write graphic novels. I’ve already written (3 years ago) enough to start a small universe of characters. So now lets proceed. Here is a snipet of a snipet of the first scene of the project… Read the scene and experience the story board produced by Lisa Viotti. Thanks Lisa!

Read First!

Click here to view the embedded video.

1st Page of the Synopsis for “Sins of the Father”:

“Do not hold against us the sins of the fathers; may your mercy come quickly to meet us, for we are in desperate need.”

- Psalm 79:8

In a room, with barely enough light for one to see the time on his own watch, there is a man named SEBASTIAN kneeling in the middle of the floor. There is a certain mystique to him portrayed by the dark apparel he is wearing from head to toe. As he is postured with a grace contingent on being reverent to the gods, he surveys the room with sorrowful eyes. There lays before him three lifeless bodies. The carnage done to the three cadavers is partially hidden in the shadows. The large puddles of blood beneath the bodies seem to rise toward him like that of a rising tide. His perceptive eyes also find that his clothes have been spattered with the blood of the fallen before him. He hears footsteps. Heavy and deep trodden footsteps squeak loud enough to expose the imperfections in the wooden floor as they draw nearer to him. His eyes begin to well up like a swelling river in an intense rain threatening to drown the forest. A gun emerges from the shadows, as if it is Death himself coming to collect his brood, and presses itself against his temple. With no recoil, it seems as though he is ready to accept whatever fate has befallen him. He takes a deep breath as slowly as possible as though he feels that this may be his last indulgence; and then he utters, “Day number nine-thousand nine-hundred and ninety nine… I won’t see ten-thousand.” The hammer of the gun is pulled back and it seems time has slowed to an infinitesimal pace. He begins to squint in anticipation of what is to come next. Simultaneously a single tear rolls down the side of his face during this time paradox, as he has a vision of his first memory.

New Portfolio

NEIM — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 17:41:58 +0000

I haven’t updated my portfolio in nearly 3 years. I’ve taken the time to do so now as I need to start advertising in these tough times. I’ve never really done so, just relied on word of mouth. Click on the image below to see my FOLIO.

Only advertisement I ever used lol

Michael Vick Motion Graphic

NEIM — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:36:20 +0000

This one was rushed but I think it came out pretty well.

Michael Vick Super Bowl Party 2011

V7 Dynasty Photo Manipulation

NEIM — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 18:37:59 +0000

Its been awhile since I was in the “Party Flyer” game. Sometimes I think it is down right shameful what a lot of these so-called designers put out. I guess when the event/party promoters aren’t willing to shell out what its supposed to cost to make a good looking flyer (at least $150) then you get the hot mess garbage for $50 – $75. Crackhead prices.

I’m feeling a little explorative in the photo-manipulation techniques so I decided to do my next few projects in that fashion. Takes a little longer but I think its worth the effort.

I went from this picture:

To this:

Michael Vick

Michael Vick Super Bowl Party 2011

I’m also starting to incorporate QR Codes (Quick Response Codes) in my designs.

Working on some things.

NEIM — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 00:52:47 +0000

If you found your way here via this QR Code:

then you’re already on the right track.

We’re working on some BIG PROJECTS this year, so stay tuned!

Bangkok Chef New Website/Location

NEIM — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 16:34:16 +0000

Bangkok's Floating Market

My latest of 3 website designs completely from scratch. The new site for Bangkok Chef. Some rather tasty Thai cuisine, btw.

I gotta work on my coding a bit. I should probably use loaded swf’s instead of images, but I wasn’t afforded that kind of time. I might come back and do it if I can find time.

Click on image to go to http://bkchef.com

Happy HoliDaZed 5

NEIM — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 17:58:15 +0000

I know a few of you are saying, “When was HH 1-4?” The real question is… where the heck where you? Don’t miss this years installment of the best Holiday Party in H-Town (Dec 18th). It’s FREE (w/toy), catered & um… OPEN BAR! Now click on the image below to RSVP because yeah… you kinda have to.

Happy Holidazed 5

White Summer

NEIM — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:57:32 +0000

Since I have neglected my own blog for about a year I have decided to release works from this year that some of you may not have seen.

Also, 2010 was the year of everybody else… I am primarily going to start focusing on my own projects. Hopefully you will support me in my endeavors. I shall neglect me no more. Sounds selfish, but I originally started doing this as my own hobby and became what it is. I am grateful for the business that let’s me continue to be me, but I must become who I am meant to be. That time is now. I am getting out of my own way.

Anywho… here’s one of my favorite pieces.

OBIE ALL WHITE

(best viewed w/HIGHSPEED Connection & in 1080p HD)

Artists:

NEIM, Nick Suh

Music:

“Future Proof” – Massive Attack

CLICK ON IMAGE TO VIEW

OBIE ALL WHITE

Mario

NEIM — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:34:38 +0000

I had a little fun with this ad… click on the image below to see the ad. LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY SITE… MY WEBSITE… NOT FACEBOOK.

Super Mario

Thank you.